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ENGLISH IS CRAZY...??!!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

ENGLISH IS CRAZY!!

Is english crazy??hmm..let me prove it 2 u..
English is most widely spoken language in the history of the planet.
One out of every seven human being can speak or write it.
Half of the world's books are in English.
It has the largest vocabulary among all languages.
But English is CRAZY!!
There is no egg in eggplant.
No pine or apple in pineapple.
Quicksand works slowly.
Boxingrings are square.
If the plural for tooth is teeth,why isn't the plural of booth is beeth?
It is one goose,two geese ; one moose is it two meese??
If a teacher taught English, why isn't it true tat a preacher praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetable, what does a humanitarian eat?
Can u see tat English is crazy?
We have noses tat run and feet tat smell.
How can a slim chance and the fat chance be the same?
To overlook something and to oversee something are very different.
How can a weather be as hot as hell one day and as cold as hell the next day?
When the stars are out,they are visible but when the lights are out,things are invisible.
When i wind up my watch, i start it, but when i wind up a meeting, i end it.
so,, can u see tat English is CRAZY??

copied from somebody's blog.....
(*#hope the person wont be angry....#*) hehezzz....
just wanna share this funny thing to everyone who visit my blog....
sorry for ''stealing'' your post....

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